I’m sorry, but does the thought of renting your living space from someone else for the rest of your life not fill you with unbridled rage?
I’m an adult, but I can’t decide which color my walls are gonna be? I can’t hang anything without fear of it leaving minor damage that I will later be charged hundreds of dollars for by someone who doesn’t even live there?
That’s bullshit, people deserve more agency than that!
Specific Barbie references in the Barbie movie (2023) based on the promo and teaser trailer (so far)
Margot Robbie as Barbie - 1959 Ponytail Barbie Doll (The first barbie doll)
Emerald Fennell as Midge - 2003 Midge and Baby (BANNED FROM WALMART!)
Issa Rae as President Barbie - 2020 Candidate doll from the Barbie Campaign Team Set
Michael Cera as Allan - 1964 Allan Doll (He’s Ken’s Buddy!)
(Unsure) Dua Lipa as Blue-Haired Mermaid (potentially Nori from Mermaidia (2006) , or Dreamtopia (2017-2018)
Kate McKinnon as messed up, played with chewed feet Barbie Doll (Transcends time and generations)
a californian but there’s something just a bit wrong and spooky about her. call that an uncanny valley girl
heard someone say “who even owns a rolling pin anymore” and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind “who even owns a rolling pin” people who BAKE
I become exhausted when post-consumer/reuse ideas become trendy because I’ll see someone on the community page asking where they can get 20 1-gallon milk jugs for their indoor gardening projects and the answer is obviously the waste bin, after drinking 20 gallons of milk. But they dont mean that, they mean where can they buy them new and already clean. But the point of using gallon jugs is to make clever use of things you already have, not to buy more.
Like when pallet gardening was a thing but people wanted brand new clean looking pallets instead of going to the hardware store loading dock and asking if they could take broken and used ones.
Like yes we get that ot looks cute and it’s a solution to a problem but the point of it was to use things that would have been otherwise tossed.
I miss the era where there’d be outtakes to animated movies like toy story or early 2000s barbie movies that shit was hilarious and so wholesome
(via thesylversmyth)