I’m sorry, but does the thought of renting your living space from someone else for the rest of your life not fill you with unbridled rage?
I’m an adult, but I can’t decide which color my walls are gonna be? I can’t hang anything without fear of it leaving minor damage that I will later be charged hundreds of dollars for by someone who doesn’t even live there?
That’s bullshit, people deserve more agency than that!
Specific Barbie references in the Barbie movie (2023) based on the promo and teaser trailer (so far)
Margot Robbie as Barbie - 1959 Ponytail Barbie Doll (The first barbie doll)
Emerald Fennell as Midge - 2003 Midge and Baby (BANNED FROM WALMART!)
Issa Rae as President Barbie - 2020 Candidate doll from the Barbie Campaign Team Set
Michael Cera as Allan - 1964 Allan Doll (He’s Ken’s Buddy!)
(Unsure) Dua Lipa as Blue-Haired Mermaid (potentially Nori from Mermaidia (2006) , or Dreamtopia (2017-2018)
Kate McKinnon as messed up, played with chewed feet Barbie Doll (Transcends time and generations)
a californian but there’s something just a bit wrong and spooky about her. call that an uncanny valley girl
heard someone say “who even owns a rolling pin anymore” and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind “who even owns a rolling pin” people who BAKE